GUNS + VERBS

blog posts by ryan david jahn

The last post at Guns and Verbs.

In order to simplify things, and focus more on writing for pay — both fiction and non-fiction — I’m moving my blog to my main website, ryandavidjahn.com, where it will consist primarily of links to interesting pieces by others, links to my own articles and essays published elsewhere, and updates about books and events.

I will be transferring pieces worth saving to the site, and, eventually, will delete this blog altogether — no point in archiving announcements about events now past or articles about news now old.

If you wish to keep up, you can subscribe to the new blog here.

It’s been fun.

George Washington’s very, very late library books.

In this article, about a different late library book, these two paragraphs:

In April 2010, the New York Society library did an audit of its records and found that a book on the Law of Nations and a volume of House of Commons debate had been taken out on 5 October 1789 and never returned.

The borrower was George Washington who famously never told a lie but clearly had other faults. He theoretically owes the library, the oldest in New York, over $300,000 (£195,000) in fines.

Happy Christmas.

I ditched Go Daddy yesterday.

I fell into using them the way most folks do, I reckon: I’d actually heard of them, so that’s where I went when I decided to get a website — which happened to coincide with my publisher telling me I needed one.

Since first registering a domain name with them, I’d become aware of opposition to their sexist Super Bowl ads, though I hadn’t ever actually watched the Super Bowl or seen an ad; and I’d heard that their customer service was rotten, but had always found it perfectly adequate; and I knew, too, that their founder and CEO-at-the-time Bob Parsons had shot an elephant for sport and posted a video of it to YouTube, but saw no reason to dump them because of what someone did with his personal time.

What finally pushed me past my inertia was Go Daddy’s support for SOPA, the Stop Online Piracy Act. For a good rundown on what’s wrong with SOPA, see this piece at Techdirt. That an internet company would support such draconian legislation just boggles the mind.

So I decided to join the boycott initiated on Reddit and drop them.

Then, in response to the outcry, Go Daddy retracted their support for SOPA — but I went ahead and dropped them anyway. Their support for SOPA was genuine; they helped draft the legislation. Their retracting that support was not; it was the result only of outside pressure. They’ve now realized such support isn’t something they can mention out loud — that’s all.

So I transferred my domain name over to Hover, which was easy — took about ten minutes of work over the course of an hour (Go Daddy was slow to handle various requests).

I was already hosting the site elsewhere, but ended up spending the day redesigning it anyway (you can find it here). It’d been getting cluttered over the course of the last year, and had far too many nested pages, so I decided to take this opportunity to clean it up some and change the look a bit.

Anyway, Go Daddy’s gone — and I won’t be using them again.

The Dispatcher, chapter one.

My new novel, The Dispatcher, is out in the states on December 27, so I thought I’d let you know a little bit about it and post the first chapter.

Here’s the flap copy:

The phone rings. It’s your daughter. She’s been dead for four months.

So begins East Texas police dispatcher Ian Hunt’s fight to get his daughter back. The call is cut off by the man who snatched her from her bedroom seven years ago, and a basic description of the kidnapper is all Ian has to go on.

What follows is a bullet-strewn cross-country chase from Texas to California along Interstate 10 — a wild ride in a 1965 Mustang that passes through the outlaw territory of No Country for Old Men and is shot through with moments of macabre violence that call to mind the novels of Thomas Harris.

And here are a few nice things folks have said about the book:

“Violent, vivid, and disturbing, The Dispatcher is a stomach churner. If you want a book that grabs you — almost chokes you — and won’t let go, this is it. But it should come with a warning label: Caution, a serious writer at work.”

Ridley Pearson, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Killer Summer

The Dispatcher grabs the reader on page one and never lets go. It’s a classic yet bracingly contemporary story of kidnapping, violence, and a father’s ferocious courage.”

Jonathan Santlofer, author of Anatomy of Fear

“A well-written, fast-paced book … along the order of Quentin Tarantino and with a long and bloody trail to the end.”

Charlaine Harris, bestselling author of the Sookie Stackhouse series

And now, on with it — chapter one:

Ian Hunt is less than an hour from the end of his shift when he gets the call from his dead daughter. It’s been over seven years since he last heard her voice, and she was a different person back then, a seven-year-old girl with pudgy hands and a missing front tooth and green eyes that could break your heart if she wanted them to, so at first he doesn’t know it’s her.

But it is.

He’s sitting in the dispatch office in the Bulls Mouth, Texas, police station on Crouch Avenue, which, as usual, he’s got to himself, though he’s sure if he were to poke his head into the front room he’d see Chief Davis leaning back in his chair with his feet up on his desk and his Stetson tipped down over his eyes. An ancient swamp cooler rattles away in the window to his left, dripping water onto the moldy carpet beneath it, though the July heat doesn’t seem much intimidated by its efforts. Sweat rolls down the side of his face and he tilts his head sideways and rubs the trickle away on the shoulder of his uniform shirt. He clicks through a game of solitaire on the computer-assisted dispatch system on the desk in front of him. If folks in town knew this was how he spent ninety-five percent of his time they’d shit.

But Bulls Mouth just isn’t a big town. Three thousand people if you count everyone in the surrounding area, including the end-timers, revelators, snake-handlers, speed-cookers, dropouts, and junkies, and he supposes you have to count them. Bulls Mouth PD handles their calls.

Despite being the very definition of a small town, Bulls Mouth is the second largest city in Tonkawa County, making up a quarter of its population.

He picks up his coffee mug and takes a swallow of the cold slop within. Grimaces as it goes down, but still takes a second swallow. He must drink three pots of Folgers a day, pouring one cup after another down his throat as he clicks through his hundred games of solitaire.

He’s just setting down the cup when the call comes in from a pay phone on Main Street, just north of Flatland Avenue. Probably a prank call. In this day of cell phones, calls from pay phones almost always are. Fuck-off punk high-schoolers trying to chase away midsummer boredom with a little trouble. Growing up in Venice Beach, California, he did the same thing, so he can’t really hold it against them.

‘Nine-one-one. What is your emergency?’ he says into his headset, fingers hovering over a black keyboard, ready to punch in information.

‘Please help me!’

The voice belongs to either a girl or a woman, it’s impossible to tell which, and it is trembling with panic and out of breath. The girl/woman is gasping into the receiver, which is crackling in his ear like there’s a heavy wind, and high-pitched squeaks eke from the back of her throat. If it’s a prank call the person on the other end of the line is the best pretender he’s ever dealt with.

‘Please, ma’am, try to remain calm, and tell me what the problem is.’

‘He’s coming after me. He’s—’

‘What’s your name and who’s coming after you?’

‘My name is Sarah. Wait, no. No. My name is Maggie, Maggie Hunt, and the man who’s … I was … he’s … he’s—’

As soon as he hears the name, Maggie Hunt, Ian’s lips go numb, and like a low note plucked on a taut metal cord running through his middle, a strange vibration ripples through him. Nausea in F-sharp minor.

He swallows.

‘Maggie?’ He inhales through his nostrils and exhales through his mouth in a long trembling sigh. ‘Maggie,’ he says, ‘it’s Daddy.’

+

The funeral was in May, two months ago now. At first he didn’t want to have it. He thought it an absurd and ritualistic way of burying a past that was then, and is still, very much alive, and you don’t bury something when its heart is still beating. But finally Debbie convinced him that she needed it done. She needed closure. Her shrink, whom she drove all the way to Houston to visit, thought she did, anyway. So they had the funeral and people came and Pastor Warden stood and spoke platitudes while behind him lay a small and empty coffin.

But his words were as empty as the coffin was.

People cried and sang hymns out of tune and dropped to their knees and bowed their heads and prayed. They looked at pictures of pretty little Maggie, from age zero to age seven – up to seven but never older – sitting in a high chair with cake on her face; walking for the first time; sitting before a blue background for her second-grade yearbook photo; sitting on the front step of their house at 44 Grapevine Circle with a bloody knee, a crash helmet on her head, and a wide, mischievous Cheshire grin on her face.

If she were alive she would be turning fifteen in September.

Ian was neither among the hymn singers nor the weepers. He sat silent in the last pew throughout it all. His back was straight, his fingers laced together, his hands resting in his lap. Though Bulls Mouth Baptist Church was hot, even in May, he did not move to wipe the sweat from his forehead nor that trickling down the side of his face. He sat there motionless, his mind a room without any furniture in it. He only moved when people began to walk up to him and offer their condolences. He shook their hands and said thank you and when someone tried to hug him he accepted their hugs, but he simply wanted to leave. He wanted to go home and be alone.

After everyone else had come and gone Debbie walked over with Bill Finch. Bill was her new husband. He was also police, working out of the Tonkawa County Sheriff’s Office in Bulls Mouth, just other side of the county jail from Bulls Mouth’s city police station, and a man who started many a jurisdictional argument with Chief Davis over even small issues the city always handled, which usually resulted in a yelling match between Davis and Sheriff Sizemore. Bill was one of only three county police regularly in Bulls Mouth. The main office was up in Mencken. The city PD handled most day-to-day policing on its own, and because of that all emergency calls in the area were filtered through Ian.

As Debbie and Bill walked up to him he got to his feet. Debbie hugged him and thanked him for agreeing to the funeral. He and Bill nodded stiff greetings at one another, but neither offered a hand to shake. Then they went their separate ways. Debbie and Bill headed to their house and their twins, now three, and their two dogs and their backyard with its above-ground swimming pool. Ian to his apartment on College Avenue and his buzzing refrigerator and his piles of regrets.

+

‘Daddy?’ Maggie says.

‘I—I’m here … I’m right here,’ he says after a moment during which speaking seems impossible. Then he realizes he has a job to do: ‘Tell me where you are. Are you on Main Street?’

Sometimes the location that comes up on the CAD system is incorrect. If someone is coming for his daughter he wants to make sure he’s sending a unit to the right place.

‘I don’t know. I need help.’

‘I know, Maggie. Help’s coming. But I need to know where you are. Do you see any street signs? Any store names?’

There is a pause. It seems to stretch on forever. Continents sink into the empty space.

Then: ‘Yeah. It’s Main Street. The Main Street shopping center.’

Two months ago she was dead. Her headstone even now is planted in Hillside Cemetery just other side of Wallace Street. Row 17, plot 29. But there is no one in the earth beneath it. The person who in another world would be there is now standing in front of the Main Street shopping center with a telephone to her ear.

And she must be alive because Ian can hear her breathing.

‘Good girl. The man who kidnapped you, what does he look like?’

‘He’s … he’s big,’ she says, ‘as big as you, maybe bigger, and he’s old. Like a grandpa. And balding. His head is shiny on top. And his nose, it’s … it’s like all these broken veins and … oh God, Daddy, he’s coming!’

His heart is in his throat; he swallows it back so that he can get words out.

‘What are you wearing?’

‘What? He’s coming!’

‘What are you wearing, Mags?’

‘A dress. A blue dress with pink flowers.’

‘Do you know the man’s name?’

‘It’s H—’

But that is all and that is it. That followed by a scream.

Ian can hear the phone on the other end bang against something as it swings on its cord. It bangs again and again as it swings, the space between each percussive thump longer than the one before until the final thump does not arrive and the space is infinite.

Writing without an outline.

Some folks outline their novels, some folks don’t — and there are those in each camp who feel strongly that their way is the best way. I don’t think people on either side of the debate have much of a case. How a writer writes is determined as much by his or her personality as what a writer writes, and trying to do it in a way that feels unnatural won’t help anybody.

That said, I do it without an outline, despite the fact that my plots tend to be rather complex. Once I have some clue as to the story I want to tell, the most important thing for me, before I begin is, to

Know the Ending.

This is even more important, as far as I’m concerned, than knowing the beginning. If you know what everything is leading to, after all, it’s easier to get there.

I should say now that I’m never exactly right in my guess about how a novel will turn out, I’m always surprised along the way, but that’s not particularly important — what’s important is having a direction to head in. Knowing that direction, I can now focus on and

Perfect the Beginning.

I spend a disproportionate amount of time on the first hundred pages or so, but — for me — doing so is important. Essential, even.

First, it allows me to get to know the characters. If I understand the characters, I’ll be able to predict better how they’ll react to things I foresee happening later on in the story.

Second, it allows me to set up everything that happens later, everything that leads to the end I foresee, and it allows me to set it all up even if I don’t really know how each set-up might pay off.

The way this works is simple, really: write stuff that will later have consequences.

This is how to figure out where a novel opens. Find the spot where something out-of-the-ordinary first happens, something that will have consequences throughout the rest of the novel. If you have some idea as to who your characters are, and what their day-to-day lives might be like (and I think you should), this is a pretty easy moment to find.

My novel The Dispatcher begins with a phone call: Ian Hunt is less than an hour from the end of his shift when he gets the call from his dead daughter.

Clearly an out-of-the-ordinary event that raises many questions. Why is his daughter dead? How is she calling him if she’s dead? Where is she calling from? What is he going to do about it?

Some of those I answer immediately, but the big question I do not, and the big question is: Will he get her back?

But that is, of course, only the beginning.

If writing a story can be compared (briefly) to a sort of slow-motion juggling — you throw things into the air, creating suspense for the reader, who doesn’t know if you’ll manage to catch them — then the big question with which you begin a novel is the chainsaw. It’s the piece you keep in the air; chuck it as high as possible and let it hang.

Meanwhile you keep juggling smaller questions.

In The Dispatcher, the opening phone call ends with a scream. As soon as the main character’s daughter reveals that she is, in fact, alive, she disappears again.

While retrieving her after her brief escape, her kidnapper drives his truck into a fence and dozens of dogs run loose. Those dogs are another thing tossed into the air to be caught later. Something will happen with them.

And so on.

The first hundred pages is getting everything into the air.

If you’ve got enough big stuff hanging over your head, hanging over your characters’ heads, you’ve got a novel.

Once I have everything set up, once I have the first hundred pages put together, the rest of the novel is relatively easy. Not actually easy, of course, but relative to the beginning? Yeah.

Each day I sit down and write, dealing with the consequences of the set-up. But in order to do that well, I try to make sure I

Know What’s Being Accomplished in Each Scene.

There are those who think getting words on the page is more important than what those words are. I am not among them. I think it’s possible, especially if you’re writing without an outline, to get so far off track that starting over from the beginning is easier than fixing what’s already there, and that’s a disheartening position to be in, one I try very hard to avoid.

So before I write a scene, I think about why I’m writing it and how it’ll affect the story, and if it won’t affect the story, either by pushing the plot forward, or in a new direction, or by changing how a character will react to his or her situation, it doesn’t belong in the book.

If it does belong, I write it.

Eventually, doing this every day, I get to the end, and once there I find I usually have a pretty well put-together first draft. Certainly something I can work with.

Then the real fun can begin: polishing what’s there.

Anyway, I know this isn’t the only way to approach a novel, but, so far, it’s the way that seems to have worked best for me.

Would you look at this beautiful book?

The Complete Slayers: Fast One and the Complete Short Stories of Paul Cain.

Paul Cain isn’t the best-known of the Black Mask writers, in part because he only wrote one book, but he certainly deserves to be remembered. As Chandler said, his novel Fast One is “some kind of high point in the ultra hard-boiled manner.”

This collection contains that novel, his short stories, and a biographical essay by Max Allen Collins and Lynn Myers that I know I want to read.

Forty-five bucks is a lot for a book, but I think I might have to spring for this one.

But if it’s too rich for your blood, and you’ve yet to check out Cain, you can always get a less pricey edition of Fast One.

French cover for Good Neighbors/Acts of Violence.

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